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"WE ARE AMERICA" is their slogan so let's give em what they want...

Guess what people, Mexicans are ALREADY invading the U.S.A. and being encouraged to do so by the Mexican government. So turnabout is fair play i.e. we should invade Mexico!
Sure this country was built via immigration and this country has a LEGAL immigration process that isn't all that difficult to complete. But we have tons of ILLEGAL ALIENS who are breaking the law the moment they set foot on US soil i.e. they are ALL CRIMINALS! Under the current legal system they are able to get jobs, free healthcare, and do NOT pay their fare share of TAXES i.e. they get to have their cake and eat it too. So perhaps we should build a giant wall manned with machine guns with motion sensors and videocameras attached to them to shoot anything that attempts to cross the border? We could even have some fricking laZZZer beams on them too! Ok obviously everyone knows that isn't going to happen so just go ahead and wake up to the fact that the illegal aliens are here to stay. So what are we supposed to do to solve this problem????
Well the solution is simple: ANNEX MEXICO!
The vast majority of the illegal aliens I have met (and I have met plenty) say that Mexicans would want to become the 51st state. But we all know the Mexican government is corrupt making way too much money off the illegal drug trade so we can't expect any help from them. Bottom line: we should ANNEX MEXICO no matter whether they want us to or not! The threat of WOMD crossing the border via MEXICO is far more REAL than the threat Iraq ever posed! We all know this is true and the fact is securing the southern border of Mexico will be far easier than trying to secure the current border. So annexing Mexico and making it the 51st state is obviously the best solution that makes the most amount of people happy and at the same time serves the overall best interest of the United States (remember Mexico has a lot of OIL!) So there you have it problem solved. Now we just need to get this idea rolling so do your part by sending a link to this site to all your friends.
Thanks,
Ben Marble, M.D.

ps another option would be to build a "VIRTUAL FENCE" along the entire southern USA border where we would have to combine motion sensors with a network of the military's new 'ray gun' every 50 feet or so.  The 'ray gun' makes people run away in fear but causes NO PERMANENT DAMAGE to individuals it is used on so it would seem the ideal solution to the problem.




Ben Marble, M.D.
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